I was on my way to work. I got out of the Central Square train station and waited for the light to turn on Mass Ave. It was Tuesday, December 1st around 1:40pm.
He pulled up to the intersection.
Shiny black car. Black suit, white shirt, white hair, pink skin. Bald spot.
He looked at me and licked his lips.
He reached down and exposed himself to me from his car as he slowly turned on to Prospect St. surely to continue wanking all 3 inches of unfortunate silly putty while off duty from his job as a personal driver for some car company.
His license plate was C/A2680.
Next time, car mirrors are NOT safe. The privacy of abuse will NOT be permitted.
Thanks guy, you reminded me I was born to fight people like you.